Toilet Paper

My blogs as of late have been a bit serious. Well not this one. I am blogging about toilet paper. When I was younger and lived with my parents I never really thought about it. It was there when I needed it. Then I got rid of it. Now it is HUGE, especialy when you don't have any. I really never noticed how much of the stuff I actually go through. When purchasing it the decisions are nerve wrecking. I stand in the isle at Wal- Mart looking at the selections. Do you get single roll, double roll, triple roll, the kind with aloe, 1 ply, two ply,quilted? Its is awful and expensive if you get the good stuff-- Charmin (my favorite). I am also having issues with public restrooms and their toilet paper. It feels like sand paper and you have to use 1,000 sheets to make sure things get done properly. I thought I was the only one with this issue until I watched a comedy special last week. It was Ellen's new special and it was soooooo funny. She hit on the topic of public restrooms and toilet paper. If you get a chance to watch I highly recommend it. I once dated a man that seemed to hate to purchase the stuff. Everytime I went to his home there was very little or none at all. I had to resort to napkins from fast food restaurants. Now let a corner of one of those get you in the right place and we are talking paper cut from hell. YIPES!!! Sometimes he was nice and brought a bit home from work (public restroom TP). I just got to where when I went out I bought some. On the other hand my mother thinks we are going to have a toilet paper famine in the near future. There are 2 people who live in their house and she buys the 36 double rolls. I know you get it a bit cheaper that way, but there is a limit on how much 2 people really need to purchase at one time...lol. Well to all those out there I hope your TP shopping experiences go well and you never have to suffer a pussy papercut. Love ya.